today’s twbnth isn’t something you can find in stores or on any late night informercial.(at least none that i’ve seen).  no, this item full of s’awesome was found thanks to the beauty of the internets.

ladies and gentlemen, i give you….my own private island!

ok so i don’t own my own island…yet.  but thanks to the good people at www.privateislandsonline.com, i can at least check out my options.  i think this guy here to the right is perfectly suited to my ordinary, everyday needs;

-private island : check!
-super-long awesome dock : check!
-at least a 2 bedroom house : check!
-swimming pool : check!

yes, i know a pool on an island is a little ridiculous, it’s already located in the world’s biggest pool!  but i don’t care, if i’m dreaming of my own island here, it’s gonna have a pool darn it!  plus, the ocean gets pretty scary what with all the sharks, eels, whales and mermaids all over the place!

so that’s #2 in my twbnth list.

as always, for donation information, email me.  if it’s good enough maybe i’ll let you visit me on kristianopia…erm, kristiatlantis…erm, kristianshire…(name to be decided at later date)